Belt out show tunes, I’m a shower all-star
Cats start yowling, coming from near and far
Meow Mix mixtape, pussy cat battle
Threw down my sippy cup, rocked my rattle.
Tattle-tale tell all, romper room outlaw
I fought the law but had to take a nap y’all.
You snooze you lose and I done lost them all
AARP just announced the last call.
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Freddy Flow 
Nice. Particularly liked “rocked my rattle.”
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I’m thinking of sending this to the AARP so they’ll take me off their mailing list (if this doesn’t work, nothing will!).
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