- Degradation Lakes
- Segregation Hills
- Olde Town Gallowes
- Deforestation Glen
- Hidebound Park
- Felled Pines
- Whispering Sluts
- Crack Grove
- Adulterers’ Square
- Graffiti Corners
- Dog Crap Acres
- Fisticuffs Crossing
- Gangbangers’ Lane
- Fellatio Piazza
- Tarmac View
- Cloverleaf Corners
9 thoughts on “Truth in advertising: Subdivision names we’d like to see”
Oh wait… I think that’s been done, and done, and done, and done…
Hmm, but what about: “Trailer Park View”?
That works… I just looked out my window. You think I am kidding? I live on the outskirts of town… I used to live in ‘Town and Country’… they changed it to ‘Harbor Ridge’… thought it gave a classier air to the place… I liked ‘Town and Country’… made me think of the magazine… made me feel classy. ‘Harbor Ridge’ makes me feel like a Hillbilly.
Maybe they got a cease and desist letter from the magazine? And anyway, hey, at least it’s not Ruby Ridge…
How about “Redneck Neck” or “Vicious Circle”?
Nice! I’m wondering what something with “… Cove” could be.
It’s true! Developments are often named after what was cut down or displaced to build them.
Indeed, although usually they’re a bit more, shall we say, allusive…