The Most Perspiring Blogger Award!

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Today, I hereby nominate all my fellow bloggers for the newly inaguarated inauguarated developed “Most Perspiring Blogger” award!

This goes to honor those bloggers who work hard for the money–so you’d better treat them right.

The Most Perspiring Blogger Award is sponsored through a generous grant from, the hyperhidrosis support group.

If you choose to accept the Most Perspiring Blogger Award, there are a few things you are required to do, to pass it forward. According to the requirements of the award you must:

  • Thank the one who nominated you (i.e., me)–sacrificing a chicken will suffice.
  • Add a picture of the award  (the R or NC-17 versions) to your post
  • Nominate every other blogger you’ve ever read, seen, heard of, or could imagine (e.g., alien bloggers, bloggers reincarnated from past lives, dodo birds, etc.)
  • Keep “awarding” them until they relent.
  • Share 7 random slanders about your significant other (consult with your attorney first to make sure these won’t be admissible in court)

To see your fellow awardees just click here…

I hope you enjoy the award and accept it and pass it forward.

Oh, and one more thing: “UUNNNHHHHHH!!!”


28 thoughts on “The Most Perspiring Blogger Award!

  1. Thank you! thank you! this is so unexpected! And of course, I am very thankful to my antiperspirant for all it’s hard work in allowing me to win this award…


  2. Oh my goodness! I’ve just been catching up on comments I’ve made and any replies they might have gotten, and I saw this. . . from 4 days ago. I suck at paying attention, so please forgive me for not saying anything sooner. And thanks! I hope it’s okay if the sacrificed chicken comes from KFC.


  3. Mmmm. . . . crispy.

    Now, I might be especially stupid (I swear I didn’t ride the short bus to school), but how do I get my bitchin’ award picture (R-rated, please, I’m still job hunting)?


    1. They called my bus “Danny DeVito,” it was so short… Hmm, y’know, I forgot all about the award picture. Feel free to invent your own! Maybe something with James Brown?


  4. It’s getting hot in here, innitI

    I know this is forever late, but I also know that I am notorious for getting back to people like… years later. SO.

    I will sweatily accept this award, and use it as motivation to keep on keepin’ on.


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