Truth in advertising: Subdivision names we’d like to see

New, Randomocracy

Degradation Lakes
Segregation Hills
Olde Town Gallowes
Deforestation Glen
Hidebound Park
Felled Pines
Whispering Sluts
Crack Grove
Adulterers’ Square
Graffiti Corners
Dog Crap Acres
Fisticuffs Crossing
Gangbangers’ Lane
Fellatio Piazza
Tarmac View
Cloverleaf Corners

Any others?

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