- Degradation Lakes
- Segregation Hills
- Olde Town Gallowes
- Deforestation Glen
- Hidebound Park
- Felled Pines
- Whispering Sluts
- Crack Grove
- Adulterers’ Square
- Graffiti Corners
- Dog Crap Acres
- Fisticuffs Crossing
- Gangbangers’ Lane
- Fellatio Piazza
- Tarmac View
- Cloverleaf Corners
Any others?
Trailer Park
Oh wait… I think that’s been done, and done, and done, and done…
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Hmm, but what about: “Trailer Park View”?
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That works… I just looked out my window. You think I am kidding? I live on the outskirts of town… I used to live in ‘Town and Country’… they changed it to ‘Harbor Ridge’… thought it gave a classier air to the place… I liked ‘Town and Country’… made me think of the magazine… made me feel classy. ‘Harbor Ridge’ makes me feel like a Hillbilly.
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Maybe they got a cease and desist letter from the magazine? And anyway, hey, at least it’s not Ruby Ridge…
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Hah!
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How about “Redneck Neck” or “Vicious Circle”?
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Nice! I’m wondering what something with “… Cove” could be.
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It’s true! Developments are often named after what was cut down or displaced to build them.
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Indeed, although usually they’re a bit more, shall we say, allusive…
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