Today, I hereby nominate all my fellow bloggers for the newly inaguarated inauguarated developed “Most Perspiring Blogger” award!
This goes to honor those bloggers who work hard for the money–so you’d better treat them right.
The Most Perspiring Blogger Award is sponsored through a generous grant from VerySweatyBetty.com, the hyperhidrosis support group.
If you choose to accept the Most Perspiring Blogger Award, there are a few things you are required to do, to pass it forward. According to the requirements of the award you must:
- Thank the one who nominated you (i.e., me)–sacrificing a chicken will suffice.
- Add a picture of the award (the R or NC-17 versions) to your post
- Nominate every other blogger you’ve ever read, seen, heard of, or could imagine (e.g., alien bloggers, bloggers reincarnated from past lives, dodo birds, etc.)
- Keep “awarding” them until they relent.
- Share 7 random slanders about your significant other (consult with your attorney first to make sure these won’t be admissible in court)
To see your fellow awardees just click here…
http://www.sweatblock.com/sweaty-singers-and-performers/
I hope you enjoy the award and accept it and pass it forward.
Oh, and one more thing: “UUNNNHHHHHH!!!”
Wow. I’m “unsure” how to properly thank you. I’m totally B.O. You know. Blown Over.
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You’re welcome! Just remember the part about the chicken… (hope your neighbors are okay with Santeria).
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Jules, that’s a dangerously high word-to-rimshot ratio you’ve got going in that comment.
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I don’t perspire, I glow.
Oh, wait, that’s not me – that’s southern belles. I’m honored and humbled and glistening.
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As a (former) southern beau (Bo?), you’re welcome… You’re now on the short list for the Most Glistening Blogger Award.
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Wow! I am so thrilled to receive this prestigious and pungent award! It really stinks in a very good way like a brewery!
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It is well-deserved! All the (pungent) pundits agree: Susie puts the “perspire” in “perspicacious.”
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Thank you! thank you! this is so unexpected! And of course, I am very thankful to my antiperspirant for all it’s hard work in allowing me to win this award…
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Enjoy! Oh, and you might want to accessorize the antiperspirant with a white towel around your neck–that’s the new style around here anyway…
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I think I’ll need to take a shower to wash off the smell of my victory.
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hey, sure beats the agony of defeat!
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Considering the temperature over the past few days…I’m dripping with excitement over this honor!
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Yes, I guess I timed it right! But hey, I put lots of sweat equity into building this house of blog dreams…
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Paid the cost to be the boss!
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The hardest working blogger in show business!
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I don’t know what to say. Damn you, Old Spice!!
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Hmm, sounds like your simultaneously honored and annoyed–or “hannoyed.” Enjoy!
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It’s 112 degrees in Lahore and A/C is an alien concept, so I’m sweating constantly and profusely, at all hours. Thank you for acknowledging me for my sliminess.
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Enjoy! Hope the ‘stache is soaking up its fair share.
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How much money do I win?
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Ah, a man after my own heart! (or, wallet…) Well, $0, but this award’s a chick magnet, lemme tell you.
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Oh my goodness! I’ve just been catching up on comments I’ve made and any replies they might have gotten, and I saw this. . . from 4 days ago. I suck at paying attention, so please forgive me for not saying anything sooner. And thanks! I hope it’s okay if the sacrificed chicken comes from KFC.
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No prob! Just glad to have a visitor in my backwater of the blogosphere. And yes, the Colonel works–could we make it extra krispy?
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Mmmm. . . . crispy.
Now, I might be especially stupid (I swear I didn’t ride the short bus to school), but how do I get my bitchin’ award picture (R-rated, please, I’m still job hunting)?
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They called my bus “Danny DeVito,” it was so short… Hmm, y’know, I forgot all about the award picture. Feel free to invent your own! Maybe something with James Brown?
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Enjoy! Hey, and prestige, you ask? Well, to be known as the most perspiring anything gives one prestige out the wazoo…
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It’s getting hot in here, innitI
I know this is forever late, but I also know that I am notorious for getting back to people like… years later. SO.
I will sweatily accept this award, and use it as motivation to keep on keepin’ on.
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